I recently read an article in the Fortean times for Dec. 017. Unfortunately I can’t link to the magazine itself because the publisher won’t take the time to update his damn certificate.
In any case I’m here writing about Shooting Bigfoot by Stu Neville. Mr. Neville, stop fussing.
We discovered the sasquatch back in 1967, there’s just too much with the footage for any sensible human being to say it’s a fraud, that it’s a man in a costume. The figure is just too solid, the build is just to robust. And she—for she appears to be a female—just walks wrong. And to put matters as simply as I know how, they’re not impossible. To put this as simply as I can, we can’t be the only bipedal great ape in the world. In addition, any other bipedal great apes out there tromping around don’t have to look entirely like us.
We evolved to look like the sasquatch and the yeti because our species traipses about much like the sasquatch and yeti, and there’s nothing that says they can’t. Fuck, there’s nothing that says we can’t. And keep in mind the sasquatch and as far as I know yeti don’t exactly look like us.
We’re not that fucking special, there can be other animals that look like us to some extent, and walk like us to some extent. That’s what Darwin told us, and Darwin was telling us the damn truth. It’s about time we grew up
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