Just to Deride

“Nowhere Man” He’s a real nowhere man Sitting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans for nobody Doesn’t have a point of view Knows not where he’s going to Isn’t he a bit like you and me? Nowhere Man, please listen You don’t know what you’re missing Nowhere…

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Bilbo was Nuts

Had an adventure on Monday. The adventure consisted of trips on bus and trolley with walks on a bad knee and overheated and—I think—dehydrated self to secure a medical treasure of sorts. You see, next Monday—the 6th of August—I get to go back to the lab with a gallon jug…

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She’s Back!

She first afflicted my life back in the 1980s, back when STAR San Diego held sway at State, Mad Magazine was gleefully rotten to the world, and the San Diego Comicon was just another convention instead of the bloated lump it is today. Her name is Emily Brontesaurus, and she…

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